Ladies and Jellybeans
Hobos and Tramps
Crosseyed mosquitoes and bull legged ants
Pull up a chair sit on the floor
I’m gonna tell you a story I’ve never heard before
One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys began a fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
A deaf policeman heard the noise
Came out and shot those two dead boys
If you don’t believe this tale to be true
Ask the blind man
He saw it too
If a tree falls in the forest and there’s no one there to hear it, you can bet we bought the vinyl.
Must have this room. Now.
(Source: trippin-hippie, via darkdudes)
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Just like if a tree falls in the forest and there’s no one there to hear it, did it make a sound? You’ll never know.
Love it
(Source: leennaalove)
My brother’s friend came over for spring break and his mom came to pick him with his little brother who’s 2. Sounds normal right? It was in the beginning. You see, my brother’s friend(lets call him H for now) got a bow and arrow set. H’s arrows were plush. H’s little brother picked one up and started going on a mini rampage. Hitting things and whacking me in the head. Then all of a sudden it sounded like H;s little brother yelled at me saying:”F*** YOU!” Then started whacking me repeatedly and later got bored and had his rampage somewhere else. Im a little freaked out right now if you understand me.
{my edit give credit} who are you most like on here? I’m like a combination of the pastel goth and the hipster.
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